Elaine: Did you and Patty just break up?
Jerry: Yeah! In fact, she broke up with me! And I don’t want to talk about it!
Elaine: Well, then you’re free tonight. You know what, I heard about this great place called La Caridad.
Jerry: That’s the last thing she said to me. She wanted to go there also, but I wasn’t in the mood.
Elaine: Whoa. What is the matter?
Jerry: It’s Patty.
Elaine: Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.
Jerry: (Crying) What—what is this salty discharge?
Elaine: Oh my God. You’re crying.
Jerry: This is horrible! I care!(via The Serenity Now)
